1. Will a pretty lady come grill me up some chicken wings. When I fill better I’ll like now the lawn and stuff or massage or cook or something in return of this favor! Pretty pretty please :)

    phantomviolet:

    fagcock:

    tristan-thorn-is-my-hero:

    mojosodope178:

    theweedteacher:

    Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these

    double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?

    This is fucking amazing to me…

    I think it’s clever

    GENIUS

  2. I hate being sick. Just stock feeling like shit. Oh well I’m going to destroy this bag of pretzels cause munchies. And it’s hot in here. I might have a fever. Oh well.

  3. Can well acknowledge the true awesomeness that is my curly hair?!

  4. Thing 2. You know you want it, girl.

  5. crusherccme:

    found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

  6. I really want to read some books today but I’ll be stuck reading books for my paper. So my goal is to crank out this paper today so that I can read other books that aren’t about dead Jews. So yea.

  7. netlfix:

    in all my years i have never finished a pencil

    jammygummy:

    "Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is.”

    -Douglas Adams

  8. nuedvixx:

    rosefire:

    gaywitch-practisingabortion:

    situationalstudent:

    purplespacecats:

    professorbutterscotch:

    kiskolee:

    THIS.

    I have never thought about it in this context

    that’s actually really, really creepy.

    I… fuck.

    Yeah, basically.

    I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

    There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

    Boom



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Will a pretty lady come grill me up some chicken wings. When I fill better I’ll like now the lawn and stuff or massage or cook or something in return of this favor! Pretty pretty please :)

phantomviolet:

fagcock:

tristan-thorn-is-my-hero:

mojosodope178:

theweedteacher:

Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these

double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?

This is fucking amazing to me…

I think it’s clever

GENIUS

I hate being sick. Just stock feeling like shit. Oh well I’m going to destroy this bag of pretzels cause munchies. And it’s hot in here. I might have a fever. Oh well.

Can well acknowledge the true awesomeness that is my curly hair?!

Can well acknowledge the true awesomeness that is my curly hair?!

Thing 2. You know you want it, girl.

Thing 2. You know you want it, girl.

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

I really want to read some books today but I’ll be stuck reading books for my paper. So my goal is to crank out this paper today so that I can read other books that aren’t about dead Jews. So yea.

netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

jammygummy:

"Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is.”

-Douglas Adams

nuedvixx:

rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context
that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.


Boom

nuedvixx:

rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context

that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

Boom